Feb 7, 2013 — What people say when they're late to work: having a bad hair day, wearing your roommate's girlfriend's shoes, and delivering a stranger's baby on the side of the road.Funny Excuses: I Was Late Because My Wife Froze My Truck Keys
Feb 7, 2013 — What people say when they're late to work: having a bad hair day, wearing your roommate's girlfriend's shoes, and delivering a stranger's baby on the side of the road.That well-worn excuse — "The dog ate my homework" — lasts well into adulthood, according to a new survey by online job website, Careerbuilder.com. The survey asked hiring officials and workers why employees were tardy, and found a little more than 25% of workers are late to work at least once a month. Most explanations were straightforward, such as heavy traffic, inclement weather or problems with daycare.
But here's a brief sampling of more hilarious reasons:
— "Employee's angry wife had frozen his truck keys in a glass of water left in the freezer."
— "Employee accidentally left the apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on and had to go back to change."
— "Employee got a late start because she was putting a raincoat on her cement duck in her front yard (because rain was expected later that day)."
— "Employee attempted to cut his own hair before work and the clippers stopped working, so he had to wait until the barber shop opened to fix his hair."
— "Employee claimed to have delivered a stranger's baby on the side of the highway."
The tardiness survey is similar to Careerbuilder's question last month, in which it asked companies about "strangest interview blunders":
— "Candidate said he had to quit a banking position because he was always tempted to steal."
— "Candidate asked to be paid 'under the table.' "
— "Candidate said he didn't want the job if he had to work a lot."
Both surveys were conducted by Harris Interactive last November.
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